Sun Sign Comedy 1
I was recently thinking about a sentence ending for each of the Tropical zodiac sun signs and came up with this list. Each sentence ender can be attached to absolutely any sentence, turning it into a sentence about that particular Tropical zodiac sun sign. Here we go...
1. Aries - "...turning to anger."
2. Taurus - "...without disturbing their comfort."
3. Gemini - "...while over-intellectualizing."
4. Cancer - "...while feeling overly-emotional."
5. Leo - "...while making it all about themselves."
6. Virgo - "...while caught up in the details."
7. Libra - "...while being indecisive and uncertain."
8. Scorpio - "...while plotting revenge."
9. Sagittarius - "...after too much coffee."
10. Capricorn - "...with total disappointment."
11. Aquarius - "...while judging you and quoting a conspiracy theory."
12. Pisces - "...while being unclear and emotionally distraught."
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